hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.
Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.
by Lach stock October 07, 2017
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Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.
Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
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