hoemag
A person that does whatever it takes to get what they want! Someone who doesn't care who they fuck over!!!
hoemag by Lilcumslut69 January 16, 2018
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Hoemaker
When one (mainly a guy) has sex with so many different girls all the time that he turns them into hoes
A hoemaker turns girls into dick loving females hence why that guy is called a hoe-maker
A hoemaker turns girls into dick loving females hence why that guy is called a hoe-maker
Hoemando
Jessica went out last night with no underwear under skirt because Jesse likes it when she goes hoemando.
Hoemando by Ohiamtoofunny June 17, 2019
hoeage
hoebag hoedown
when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.
yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.
hoebag hoedown by grande galo claro September 2, 2010
hoemahgawd
pronouncecd (hoe-mah-gawd)
meaning; oh my god (omg)
used in a internet famous & Tumblr famous video called Keisha Faboo1, 2, and 3, that has been used in the video many times as their way of saying (omg) in a ghetto way of talking.
meaning; oh my god (omg)
used in a internet famous & Tumblr famous video called Keisha Faboo1, 2, and 3, that has been used in the video many times as their way of saying (omg) in a ghetto way of talking.
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD and she just kept bobbin and bobbin and bobbin and bobbin and bobbin, cos she ain't nothin but a stupid motherfuckin bobble wobble head, and I was like, DAYYUM dat dick must be small because she ain't even chokin or gaggin on it or nothin! AND there is very little things I hate more than a man with a very little dick.
Keisha: OH YES I'm feelin dat! My number one rule is: If I can reach da base, get that dick out ma face!
Breadquanda: YES Gawd! There is two things in life that I don't wanna break and dat's sweat and dats a nail, but I don't give a fuck if you break ma jaw baybehh!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOWMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: Let's go do some hoodrat shit baybehh!
Keisha: OOOOH YES cos kay NOBODY keep dis Keish-Keish
on a leash leash!
Keisha: OH YES I'm feelin dat! My number one rule is: If I can reach da base, get that dick out ma face!
Breadquanda: YES Gawd! There is two things in life that I don't wanna break and dat's sweat and dats a nail, but I don't give a fuck if you break ma jaw baybehh!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: HOWMAHGAWD!
Keisha: hoemahged!
Breadquanda: Let's go do some hoodrat shit baybehh!
Keisha: OOOOH YES cos kay NOBODY keep dis Keish-Keish
on a leash leash!
hoemahgawd by wetpoopieface November 9, 2011
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