hoemahgawd

pronouncecd (hoe-mah-gawd)
meaning; oh my god (omg)
used in a internet famous & Tumblr famous video called Keisha Faboo1, 2, and 3, that has been used in the video many times as their way of saying (omg) in a ghetto way of talking.

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD and she just kept bobbin and bobbin and bobbin and bobbin and bobbin, cos she ain't nothin but a stupid motherfuckin bobble wobble head, and I was like, DAYYUM dat dick must be small because she ain't even chokin or gaggin on it or nothin! AND there is very little things I hate more than a man with a very little dick.

Keisha: OH YES I'm feelin dat! My number one rule is: If I can reach da base, get that dick out ma face!

Breadquanda: YES Gawd! There is two things in life that I don't wanna break and dat's sweat and dats a nail, but I don't give a fuck if you break ma jaw baybehh!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOEMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: HOWMAHGAWD!

Keisha: hoemahged!

Breadquanda: Let's go do some hoodrat shit baybehh!

Keisha: OOOOH YES cos kay NOBODY keep dis Keish-Keish

on a leash leash!

hoemahgawd by wetpoopieface November 9, 2011

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hoemagawd

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