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Hoeksemafication 

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Calvin Engineers December 15, 2008
1) The kingdom in Northern part of gondor
2)The famous food in northern gondor
3)A universal festival celebrated by all people around the world, hoesmas >christmas
4)It is a feeling that can't be expressed in words
5)It is a sarcastic word
Hoesmas! I never thought I will win!
Hoesmas! U r crazy!
Hoesmas! Thats not nice.
Hoesmas by POET_2004 January 10, 2020

Hoesmanship 

1. Pertaining or relating to women who have the ability, or the looks, of a ho.

2. A criteria for judging the sluttiness/attractiveness of a woman.

3. The good body parts of a woman. Or at least, a girl with good curves.
Damn that girl has the looks for an A in Hoesmanship!!

Mmmm Mmmm! That's one fuyne piece of Hoesmanship!
Hoesmanship by The Fo Show September 21, 2004

hoesmack 

1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.
1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...
hoesmack by Dragunov January 27, 2004

Hoeksemafication 

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Eric Wildschut December 15, 2008

happy hoesmas 

This is the weirdest form of greeting in any language but also its way cooler than other forms of greetings like hi, hey , yo howdy, etc.
happy hoesmas!
happy hoesmas Tyson!
happy hoesmas by POET_2004 May 10, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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