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hoeksma

A brilliant man who is verry hot. When he gives class you get a boner
You are as hot as hoeksma
by Fishnipple March 8, 2022
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Hoeksemafication

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
by Calvin Engineers December 15, 2008
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Hoesmas

1) The kingdom in Northern part of gondor
2)The famous food in northern gondor
3)A universal festival celebrated by all people around the world, hoesmas >christmas
4)It is a feeling that can't be expressed in words
5)It is a sarcastic word
Hoesmas! I never thought I will win!
Hoesmas! U r crazy!
Hoesmas! Thats not nice.
by POET_2004 January 10, 2020
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Hoesmanship

1. Pertaining or relating to women who have the ability, or the looks, of a ho.

2. A criteria for judging the sluttiness/attractiveness of a woman.

3. The good body parts of a woman. Or at least, a girl with good curves.
Damn that girl has the looks for an A in Hoesmanship!!

Mmmm Mmmm! That's one fuyne piece of Hoesmanship!
by The Fo Show September 21, 2004
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hoesmack

1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.
1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...
by Dragunov January 27, 2004
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Hoeksemafication

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
by Eric Wildschut December 15, 2008
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happy hoesmas

This is the weirdest form of greeting in any language but also its way cooler than other forms of greetings like hi, hey , yo howdy, etc.
happy hoesmas!
happy hoesmas Tyson!
by POET_2004 May 10, 2020
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