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Rachel Hoejack 

Someone who doesn't know how to be in a relationship but is extremely manipulative and mentally unstable and only knows how to cheat on you.
"Bro I heard that girl cheated on her boyfriend and told him she doesn't think having sex with someone else is cheating."
"Yeah man, she's Rachel Hoejack."
"Wack. I'm gonna stay away from that one."

Hojanked 

A term used for when you have the wool pulled over your eyes. essentially any deception or form of misdirection.
A person in utter disbelief: "AGH! Ive been Hojanked!"
Hojanked by Chyiken March 15, 2022

Hoejacked 

the act of being bombarded with an outlandish number of hoe friend requests, that hijack your myspace account.
I logged on to my myspace account and realized that i had been hoejacked.

Hoejacked by Nate Evans April 1, 2007

HoeJacking Season 

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man
Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026