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hoe surfing 

A name defining the action of a man or men looking for a woman or women of questionable character in an otherwise questionable part of town. The act can easily be spotted by the manner in which it is done. Cat calling, cruising real slow repeatedly through the same area,or hanging out in shady locations for long durations of time are good signs.
That thirsty punk has passed by here six times in the last fifteen minutes in his hooptie ride and he keeps stopping to talk to me like he's hot shit. That asshole is hoe surfing in the wrong hood.
hoe surfing by BigFace Vinny April 2, 2011
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Hotsurfing 

The act of randomly browsing through the Facebook profiles of people you don't know, purely by clicking thumbnail pictures of people you find hot. Typically this process starts from a friend's page or a group's page, and continues by clicking on a thumbnail of one of their friends or one of the group's members, and continues on and on.

Similar process to wiki surfing.

See also link surfing.
"Whoa man, where did you meet that chick you just added? She's GORGEOUS!"

"I was just hotsurfing one day and after awhile I landed on her. Definitely some eye candy!"
Hotsurfing by ZakTheDJ February 27, 2010
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This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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