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A name defining the action of a man or men looking for a woman or women of questionable character in an otherwise questionable part of town. The act can easily be spotted by the manner in which it is done. Cat calling, cruising real slow repeatedly through the same area,or hanging out in shady locations for long durations of time are good signs.
That thirsty punk has passed by here six times in the last fifteen minutes in his hooptie ride and he keeps stopping to talk to me like he's hot shit. That asshole is hoe surfing in the wrong hood.
by BigFace Vinny March 16, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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