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Hoe hour 

A time between 12:00 AM and 1:30 AM in which all them hoes hit up your phone for some pipe, all them thirsty b***hes.
"it's one o'clock, what're you still doing up" says the boyfriend

"Don't you know it's hoe hour and I need some good pipe" says the girlfriend
Hoe hour by PNDA1FS December 28, 2019
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12 Hour Hoe 

A girl who wants your dick so bad she sets a timer to text you back, and does approximately 12 hours later.
"Damn dude, I texted this girl at 8:46AM and she responded at 8:46PM!"
"Yo, Adam, She's a 12 hour Hoe."
12 Hour Hoe by RawManNoodles February 7, 2020

Hoe Hours 

A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.

During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."

"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
Hoe Hours by just like honey February 16, 2020

sad hoe hours 

Any time where a hoe isn’t getting enough attention or love that she needs to continue pursuing her hoe actions.
Last night I experienced some serious sad hoe hours”

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026