Hoe back

A former gf or girl you knew when you were in school. She still lives in the same area and so when you're back in town, you visit her for casual sex.

Ranks between the side bitch and jump-off in terms of social obligations.

Terry: I'm going to my parents this weekend and maybe have a coffee with Eleanor as well.
Doug: She's your hoe back?
Terry: No, she's my ex. It's just coffee, period.
Doug: You misspelled hoe back.

by simpleton_cracker February 16, 2019

Hoe back

Hoe backs will ruin your life with sexcapades and fuckamucking

Hoe back no thank you

by Lezbyfriends August 16, 2021

Mexican Back Hoe

a Shovel

You better crank up that Mexican Back Hoe, that's a big hole you have to dig.

by bigben thigpen August 15, 2011

the hoe is back in the shed

Describes the situation in which an insufferable bitch thankfully won't be attending parties/events for the foreseeable future due to the fact that she is expecting a child.

Looks like we won't be seeing Dina's ratchet ass anymore... the hoe is back in the shed.

by jesus fuckn christ all the names are taken April 21, 2020

Canadian Back Hoe

When one is sticking one's meat stick in a girl's pooper, and the girl's father walks in and catches you balls deep in her browneye. You then whip out your man beef, and slap the gentleman across his face with your muddy stick so as to teach him a lesson.

One of the most embarrasing things happened last night, dude. I was pluggin my girl's mud highway, and her father walked in.

Dude, what did you do?

I gave him the ol' Canadian Back Hoe, of course!

by Crappy Diaper April 10, 2008

back hoe

A hoe you won't take to your bed, so you do her in the shed.

She's not allowed in the house; she's just my back hoe.

by sayrenee May 22, 2010

piss on a hoe's back

Pissing on a hoe's back is a sexual maneuver in which the penis is removed from the vagina or anus and used to spray urine upon the woman's back in a festive manner. This gesture often precedes more urine-based sexual activity. Most common among those ages 20-28.

I'd sure love to piss on a hoe's back.

by Jimmy Barker October 13, 2006