piss on a hoe's back

Pissing on a hoe's back is a sexual maneuver in which the penis is removed from the vagina or anus and used to spray urine upon the woman's back in a festive manner. This gesture often precedes more urine-based sexual activity. Most common among those ages 20-28.

I'd sure love to piss on a hoe's back.

by Jimmy Barker October 14, 2006

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the hoe is back in the shed

Describes the situation in which an insufferable bitch thankfully won't be attending parties/events for the foreseeable future due to the fact that she is expecting a child.

Looks like we won't be seeing Dina's ratchet ass anymore... the hoe is back in the shed.

by jesus fuckn christ all the names are taken April 21, 2020

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back hoe

A hoe you won't take to your bed, so you do her in the shed.

She's not allowed in the house; she's just my back hoe.

by sayrenee May 23, 2010

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Mexican Back Hoe

a Shovel

You better crank up that Mexican Back Hoe, that's a big hole you have to dig.

by bigben thigpen August 12, 2011

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Canadian Back Hoe

When one is sticking one's meat stick in a girl's pooper, and the girl's father walks in and catches you balls deep in her browneye. You then whip out your man beef, and slap the gentleman across his face with your muddy stick so as to teach him a lesson.

One of the most embarrasing things happened last night, dude. I was pluggin my girl's mud highway, and her father walked in.

Dude, what did you do?

I gave him the ol' Canadian Back Hoe, of course!

by Crappy Diaper April 10, 2008

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