Definitions by HodgeyFan

hodgey 

A man who thinks he is a soccer god, but in fact would be better competing in an international 'look like a beef taco and lover of all rusty walruses' competition.

Usually a man who also goes by Hodge, Hodgey, Hodgo, Hodgy, Hedgehodgy, Muppet, Burns Victim and Prawn Face.

Player 1: "Hodgey... cross the ball back post!"
*Hodgey tries his trick sticks*
Player 2: "Hodgo, fkn pass the ball ya Muppet!"
*Hodgey holds up the play*
"Player 3: "Hodge you prawn face burns victim, pass the ball before I deck ya cunt"
*Hodgey take a 50yd shot and hits a baby on the sideline*

hodgey by HodgeyFan April 8, 2013