That person is hodgey as fuckkkk!
by Noxiousyak May 9, 2019
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by dreamy cookies January 15, 2012
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by Anonymous July 14, 2003
Get the hodgey mug.A man who thinks he is a soccer god, but in fact would be better competing in an international 'look like a beef taco and lover of all rusty walruses' competition.
Usually a man who also goes by Hodge, Hodgey, Hodgo, Hodgy, Hedgehodgy, Muppet, Burns Victim and Prawn Face.
Usually a man who also goes by Hodge, Hodgey, Hodgo, Hodgy, Hedgehodgy, Muppet, Burns Victim and Prawn Face.
Player 1: "Hodgey... cross the ball back post!"
*Hodgey tries his trick sticks*
Player 2: "Hodgo, fkn pass the ball ya Muppet!"
*Hodgey holds up the play*
"Player 3: "Hodge you prawn face burns victim, pass the ball before I deck ya cunt"
*Hodgey take a 50yd shot and hits a baby on the sideline*
*Hodgey tries his trick sticks*
Player 2: "Hodgo, fkn pass the ball ya Muppet!"
*Hodgey holds up the play*
"Player 3: "Hodge you prawn face burns victim, pass the ball before I deck ya cunt"
*Hodgey take a 50yd shot and hits a baby on the sideline*
by HodgeyFan April 8, 2013
Get the hodgey mug.A person of male gender, short in stature with a penis that lacks foreskin. They tend to have grey hair and a lazy approach when it comes to work.
by WallyCL January 22, 2022
Get the Hodgey mug.A leprechaun-like man, commonly referred to as a ‘Short King’.
They are commonly known for cosplaying as little green men and are most commonly found hunting people lost in the DT workshop. They also have a superpower of words.
They are commonly known for cosplaying as little green men and are most commonly found hunting people lost in the DT workshop. They also have a superpower of words.
Hodgey caught you lacking, skill issue.
Hodgey has arrived, hide!
Run away before you are caught by Hodgey’s words!
Hodgey has arrived, hide!
Run away before you are caught by Hodgey’s words!
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