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Hobo Drunk 

When one gets absolutely piss ass drunk and becomes completely incoherent.
Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."

Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."

Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."

Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"

Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."

Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.

Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).

Jamal: "...before I cut you!"
Hobo Drunk by Aunt Jeff January 1, 2008
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hobo drunk 

to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.
Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.
hobo drunk by Mick Manhattan January 6, 2008

Hobo Mash Drunk 

A drunkard who wanders the streets with a bottle in hand asking for pocket change like a drunk ole hobo.
I am so hobo mash drunk, I look like George W. Bush before he quit drinking.
Hobo Mash Drunk by SydVixxen November 24, 2010

drunk hobo 52 

God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his
Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick
drunk hobo 52 by Drunkgod October 13, 2020

drunk hobo 52 

A god a absolute Chad not only will he steal you bitch he's taking you car, house,face and money
Yo. dawg ,watch out it be that,drunk hobo 52..
drunk hobo 52 by Drunkgod October 13, 2020
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