a girl's hobby 

a girl playing with her boyfriend's dick and pleasure

girlfriend: *rides dick like a slut*
boyfriend: Fuck you feel so good I'm so close
girlfriend: Cum inside me and fill me up *rides faster and takes all inches*
boyfriend: FUCK
girlfriend: *stops moving and just sits on it and yawns*
boyfriend: is smth wrong?? please continue I'm almost cumming
girlfriend: I'm sorry babe but I'm so tired cuz you made me cum 8 times
boyfriend: but...
girlfriend: *gets off his dick* maybe I'll finish you off tomorrow
boyfriend: but you already said that yesterday :(
girlfriend: and? Maybe you rather like it if I won't touch you at all tomorrow and just masturbate infront of you and cum hard
boyfriend: no please
girlfriend: good boy<3 never forget that thing between your legs is my property my toy and I'll play with it how much I want and how i want
boyfriend: I know
girlfriend: good night babe *kisses lips* and good night my toy *kisses his dick making it precum even more* it looks so cute precumming and throbing like that. It really looks like you wanna cum, don't you.
boyfriend: YES please
girlfriend: hmmmm nah *kisses his dick again making it throb once again* sleep well<3
boyfriend: You too you naughty thing

that's a girl's hobby

a girl's hobby by nohano February 22, 2022

HUBBY`S 

HUBBY`S is slang for husband`s , showing something belongs to the husband only.

I looked in the refrigerator and the majority of everything had WIFE'S written on it so I grabbed a marker and started writing HUBBY`S on all my stuff.

HUBBY`S by Jaye_$upreme August 12, 2016

Hubby's Chubby 

A slang name for a man's penis. As seen from Family Feud.

Steve Harvey (Host): "Name something a bride wants to be huge."
Contestant: "The Dong"
Steve (to the board asking what the survey says): The Dong!
Survey board: "Hubby's Chubby (4 points)"

Hubby's Chubby by Paul Stompbox October 16, 2014

Hobey's 

One, or more person(s) being on a roll.

Hey man! You're Hobey's tonight!

Hobey's by DarthPrune August 8, 2012

Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

Hobby shopper by BjlOwens June 5, 2017

hobby suck 

Going down on your man even though he's already bust a nut just because you're still horny and want to have more fun.

Bobby already shot his load but Sally gave him a hobby suck anyway.

hobby suck by Charles Strong August 6, 2020

Hobby Surgeon 

Someone who cuts themselves, most often because of depression.

"Hey what's with all those cuts on your arm?"
"Oh, don't worry i'm just a hobby surgeon haha"

Hobby Surgeon by Kyorith May 4, 2023