ho-story

history as it relates to women.

Man: I wrote history

woman: I made history.

man: no, you made ho-story

by sexistdude March 2, 2011

cool story ho

A sarcastic and insulting response expressing disinterest to a useless, boring or irrelevant story while also calling the person a ho.

Jessica: Did you know that approximately one in five women worldwide report being sexually abused before the age of 15!

Joey: Cool story ho.

by Dejayelkay May 20, 2011

hostory

A story told by a girl to one of her friends, or published in magazines (i.e. Penthouse) or websites, relating to meaningless sexual encounters.

Girl 1: I met a guy last night at a bar. We got a hotel room and made love all night long. Later, he just kind of disappeared. What did I do wrong?

Girl 2: Sounds like another hostory to me.

by 933valway September 13, 2011