ho-ho man

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A newly developed slang word referring to the Big Red Man, Santa Claus. It is derived from the line which Santa utters "ho, ho, ho!"
It is illegal to say this in Sydney, Australia due to the recent Santa "ho, ho, ho" scandal.

Fitting Room Attendant: Y'all ready to see the ho-ho man?
Young African American: Chyea! Chyea! Chyea! I finna see da ho-ho man!

ho-ho man by mc'lovin January 10, 2008

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abominal ho-man

A male seen among a group of eskihos. Normally trying to attrach a mate. This involves harpooningor trying to reel in some box.

"Holy sh*t! Check out that abominal ho-man he's trying to harpoon a moby dick! He must really be desperate."

abominal ho-man by mikelly December 1, 2007

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Man-ho

Hertz's little brother.

M: Hertz's little brother is talking to a 27 yr old!
T: He's such a Man-ho

Man-ho by Cruel Kindness December 2, 2018

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man ho biscuit

A word used to define what happens when Santa Clause shows up at a kid named Joey's house and randomly starts raping the whole crowd, yet no one does anything, because they don't want to get coal or mayonnaise for Christmas. If Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, say a football.

Be good this year, or there will be some mad man ho biscuit shit going down at Joey's Christmas party.

man ho biscuit by The Ku Klux Klan February 21, 2009

Man-Ho

MANufactured-HOme

Hey ya'llz, swing by the Man-ho tonight, we'll all slam some Natty Ice...

Hey.. i just slipped my cousin a roofie at the Man-Ho, Yo!

Man-Ho by alpha J's December 9, 2009

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man ho

(1) Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.
(2) Justin Timberlake.
(3) What a jealous, jaded gay man wails indignantly at his partner when he discovers he's been getting some backdoor lovin' on the side.
syn: bitch

(1) "That man ho actually thinks that crusty patch of skin on his dick is POISON IVY."
(2) "OH MY GOD! MAN HO IS PLAYING THE ASTRODOME TONIGHT!!!! OH MY GOD!!! *hyperventilates.* *has aneurysm.* *dies.*"
(3) "You tapped that douche bag bitch's ass! YOU MAN HO!!!!"

man ho by 4l3x April 17, 2004

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MAN-HO

One who is a slutty whore. Refers to Jonathon Sundberg.

Yo, Man-Ho, go suck a dick.

MAN-HO by TechniCow27 May 15, 2003

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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