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A verb with exactly the same meaning as to finger (place ones fingers inside ones own or someone else’s vagina for sexual pleasure), but ho hum sounds much nicer.

Ho hum can be used in all of the tenses:
Past - I ho hummed
Present - I am ho humming
Future - I will ho hum
Sally ho hums
Sally ho hummed Jane
Sally wants to be hummed by Wendy
ho hum by LuckyLesbian July 28, 2009
So-So, not great, not bad, not good
that movie was ho-hum
ho-hum by paul getts July 27, 2005
the vibrating humming sound a ho makes whilst performing fellaito
Damn, Danielle was doing the ho-hum AGAIN last night!
ho-hum by shorttoplongback December 7, 2010
What a slut does when she doesn't know the words.
It was quiet enough to hear a Ho-hum
Ho-hum by DragonnHAIL! n September 20, 2016
the best band ever created started by Rod Bryan and his brother, but his brother said he was "too good" for the band life.
arkansas is a diesel, engine Asa Hutchinson and Mike Beebe are gasoline, im vegetable oil, im a different way to do things, so come see me and my band Ho-Hum in concert for the last time next week.
Ho-Hum by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2018

ho-hum beautiful

when something is easy or doesn't require a lot of work.
Dude this math is so hard!
Naw its not!

Yes it is! What on earth is Pythagoras' theorem?
Dude, once you figure it out its all ho-hum beautiful.
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