hmkmf 

Have my kids motherfucker

Bad when you gone hmkmf

hmkmf by Xkt zay March 30, 2022

Hmmft 

Sound made during frustration. Also the sound an Elephant makes.

Bills need to be paid, hmmft. Hmmft i'm an elephant!

Hmmft by toddytiffy October 20, 2008

hmmful 

1) Girl's unexpected condition after Freudian slip happens
2) A state of mind when u disagree with something, but do not want to explicitly say it
3) A mood when u r so exhausted that u can't think, but still pretend u can

"darling how about anal sex" "hmm.." "lets see, whoops.." "hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!"

"(boring bla bla bla)" "hmm" "u are so hmmful! anyway, (more boring bla bla bla)"

hmmful by B^B December 26, 2009

hMmf 

When you’re mad at someone and have no comeback so you say “hMmf”. It can also be used when you’re angry or disagree with someone.

mason: “i’m not going to your game”
peyton: “hmMf”

hMmf by https://yourmom.com March 6, 2020

hmmmf 

A sound you make when you don't get your way.

Girl: "babe, can we get a puppy?!"
Guy: "no."
Girl: "please?!"
Guy: "no."
Girl: hmmmf "you're such a jerk."

hmmmf by Daerbear June 16, 2014

hMmf 

When you don’t get your way, someone {disses} you or someone disagrees with you and you’re mad about it. You say “hMmf”.

chad:“You’re ugly”
Sarah:“hMmf”

hMmf by https://yourmom.com March 5, 2020

Hmmf 

The word Hmmf is generally used within friendships when a particular friend is in a bad mood, or in a 'hmmf' with the other.

Susan was in a hmmf because her friend Carol was spending all her time with her boyfriend.

Carol: Susan, are you in a hmmf with me?
Susan: No
Carol: Are you sure?
Susan: YES! I AM SURE OK!??!
Carol: Your deffinatly in a hmmf.

Hmmf by HmmfCreator May 26, 2009

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023