hmkmf
Have my kids motherfucker
Words you can keep
Hmmft
Hmmft by toddytiffy October 20, 2008
hmmful
1) Girl's unexpected condition after Freudian slip happens
2) A state of mind when u disagree with something, but do not want to explicitly say it
3) A mood when u r so exhausted that u can't think, but still pretend u can
2) A state of mind when u disagree with something, but do not want to explicitly say it
3) A mood when u r so exhausted that u can't think, but still pretend u can
hMmf
When you’re mad at someone and have no comeback so you say “hMmf”. It can also be used when you’re angry or disagree with someone.
hMmf by https://yourmom.com March 6, 2020
hMmf
When you don’t get your way, someone {disses} you or someone disagrees with you and you’re mad about it. You say “hMmf”.
hMmf by https://yourmom.com March 5, 2020
Hmmf
The word Hmmf is generally used within friendships when a particular friend is in a bad mood, or in a 'hmmf' with the other.
Susan was in a hmmf because her friend Carol was spending all her time with her boyfriend.
Carol: Susan, are you in a hmmf with me?
Susan: No
Carol: Are you sure?
Susan: YES! I AM SURE OK!??!
Carol: Your deffinatly in a hmmf.
Carol: Susan, are you in a hmmf with me?
Susan: No
Carol: Are you sure?
Susan: YES! I AM SURE OK!??!
Carol: Your deffinatly in a hmmf.
Hmmf by HmmfCreator May 26, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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