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When you’re mad at someone and have no comeback so you say “hMmf”. It can also be used when you’re angry or disagree with someone.
mason: “i’m not going to your game”
peyton: “hmMf”
hMmf by https://yourmom.com March 6, 2020
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When you don’t get your way, someone {disses} you or someone disagrees with you and you’re mad about it. You say “hMmf”.
chad:“You’re ugly”
Sarah:“hMmf”
hMmf by https://yourmom.com March 5, 2020
Related Words
Hmmf • Hmmft • hmmful
The word Hmmf is generally used within friendships when a particular friend is in a bad mood, or in a 'hmmf' with the other.
Susan was in a hmmf because her friend Carol was spending all her time with her boyfriend.

Carol: Susan, are you in a hmmf with me?
Susan: No
Carol: Are you sure?
Susan: YES! I AM SURE OK!??!
Carol: Your deffinatly in a hmmf.
Hmmf by HmmfCreator May 26, 2009
Hater: Hey I posted a video of you picking your nose online yesterday. It has 8,000 views now.
You: Yeah now my crush knows who I am and she's coming over today. HMMF!
HMMF by packdog April 29, 2019
Sound made during frustration. Also the sound an Elephant makes.
Bills need to be paid, hmmft. Hmmft i'm an elephant!
Hmmft by toddytiffy October 20, 2008
1) Girl's unexpected condition after Freudian slip happens
2) A state of mind when u disagree with something, but do not want to explicitly say it
3) A mood when u r so exhausted that u can't think, but still pretend u can
"darling how about anal sex" "hmm.." "lets see, whoops.." "hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!"

"(boring bla bla bla)" "hmm" "u are so hmmful! anyway, (more boring bla bla bla)"
hmmful by B^B December 26, 2009
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