hjb

abbreviation of 'hou je bek' which is dutch for shut the fuck up

jantje: waarom eet je worst op brood?
kees: hjb kk jantje

by kktrap June 13, 2014

HJB

Colloquial abbreviation used by South Africans over instant messaging services, which stands for "Hou Jou Bek".
This is basically the alternative to shut up, but with a Cape Coloured twist to it.

Portia: Jirre Melanie, jou doek lyk vandag kak!
Melanie: Got Portia, HJB.

by mberry June 12, 2018

hjb

short for hibba jibba

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

HJB

A person who is mean and cruel.

Martha stop being so HJB!

by Urmomgay2446 July 26, 2021

hjbt

A handjob that occurs on the Blacksburg Transit (the BT) or any other comparable public transportation system. Usually occurs after a night of drunken revelry. Hopefully occurs when one or both parties are in costume.

Mary- "I am so embarrassed"
Sharon- "Why?"
Mary- "I gave Chet a hjbt"
Sharon- "hahahaha beautiful"

by shmm February 26, 2009

hjbkhh

something random u type when ur bored

i typed hjbkhh in the computer bcs i was bored

by Teehee ccccc: October 16, 2019

HJBJ

Hand Job Blow Job at the same time.

She gave me the HJBJ combo... best of both worlds bro.

by eingrossesschmerz July 20, 2016