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abbreviation of 'hou je bek' which is dutch for shut the fuck up
jantje: waarom eet je worst op brood?
kees: hjb kk jantje
hjb by kktrap June 13, 2014
Words you can keep
Colloquial abbreviation used by South Africans over instant messaging services, which stands for "Hou Jou Bek".
This is basically the alternative to shut up, but with a Cape Coloured twist to it.
Portia: Jirre Melanie, jou doek lyk vandag kak!
Melanie: Got Portia, HJB.
HJB by mberry June 12, 2018
hjb by Anonymous March 20, 2003
A person who is mean and cruel.
Martha stop being so HJB!
HJB by Urmomgay2446 July 26, 2021
A handjob that occurs on the Blacksburg Transit (the BT) or any other comparable public transportation system. Usually occurs after a night of drunken revelry. Hopefully occurs when one or both parties are in costume.

Mary- "I am so embarrassed"
Sharon- "Why?"
Mary- "I gave Chet a hjbt"
Sharon- "hahahaha beautiful"

hjbt by shmm February 26, 2009
something random u type when ur bored
i typed hjbkhh in the computer bcs i was bored
hjbkhh by Teehee ccccc: October 16, 2019
Hand Job Blow Job at the same time.
She gave me the HJBJ combo... best of both worlds bro.
HJBJ by eingrossesschmerz July 20, 2016
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