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Colloquial abbreviation used by South Africans over instant messaging services, which stands for "Hou Jou Bek".
This is basically the alternative to shut up, but with a Cape Coloured twist to it.
Portia: Jirre Melanie, jou doek lyk vandag kak!
Melanie: Got Portia, HJB.
HJB by mberry June 12, 2018
hjb by Anonymous March 20, 2003
A person who is mean and cruel.
Martha stop being so HJB!
HJB by Urmomgay2446 July 26, 2021
A handjob that occurs on the Blacksburg Transit (the BT) or any other comparable public transportation system. Usually occurs after a night of drunken revelry. Hopefully occurs when one or both parties are in costume.
Mary- "I am so embarrassed"
Sharon- "Why?"
Mary- "I gave Chet a hjbt"
Sharon- "hahahaha beautiful"
hjbt by shmm February 26, 2009
something random u type when ur bored
i typed hjbkhh in the computer bcs i was bored
hjbkhh by Teehee ccccc: October 16, 2019
Hand Job Blow Job at the same time.
She gave me the HJBJ combo... best of both worlds bro.
HJBJ by eingrossesschmerz July 20, 2016
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