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hizzouse 

the place of someones residence, particularly, your own house
Yo, lets take it to the hizzouse!
hizzouse by nick pizzayne December 3, 2002
I am in the hizouse.
hizouse by speedy January 21, 2003

hizzouse 

The house of a black gangsta, commonly used so white cops dont know where they are gonna smoke there Dank.
Yo bizzle. Lets go smizzle that wizzle, at my hizzouse.
Fo shizzle my blizzle bizzle
hizzouse by me October 24, 2003

hizzouse 

1. A house
2. A location or venue for something

(note: Often preceded with the word: Da or Do depending on dialectual preference)

3. A house that looks like a mushroom, a marshmallow, a bong or any other number of odd shapes. More specifically, a house built in the anti-postmodernist, or "Chill-Out" Modernist style. They can usually be found in predominantly liberal urban areas (such as Boulder, CO or San Francisco, CA or Austin, TX). And are most distinguished by their unusual, and very exoticly spacey or strange appearence.
"Yo, take it to da hizzouse."

or

"We're holdin' it down at da Hizzouse"

or

"That hizzouse looks like a giant concrete water-pipe, It's fu%king awesome!"
hizzouse by TremendousBeef March 24, 2005

Hizzouse 

A house other know as a Crib.
"yo Plays lets bounce outa this hizzhouse"
Hizzouse by Rae October 26, 2003

hizzouse 

From the latin "his house." (hiz-hous; unstressed hiz). Once a phrase used to show possession (the pronoun, his, being the possessive form of he), now a slang term co-opted from the negro culture by white, mentally challenged, suburbanite adolescent males. Interestingly enough, when used in the slang form, "hizzouse" retains the adjective, verb, and noun forms of "house."
-adj.
Hizzouse Paint, Hizzouse Salad Dressing.

-verb
The warehouse hizzouses 10,000 Charles Bronson action figures.

-noun
Sinbad brought the hizzouse down.
I'm going to the vaudeville hizzouse.

It is important to note that while "hizzouse" retains its noun form, it is never acceptable to refer to one half of a bicameral legislature as "The Hizzouse of Representatives" unless one finds oneself in a Chris Rock film. Although that rule stands, referring to oneself as "the Speaker of the Hizzouse" is acceptable, if not encouraged.
hizzouse by surlypatches April 24, 2008
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