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From the latin "his house." (hiz-hous; unstressed hiz). Once a phrase used to show possession (the pronoun, his, being the possessive form of he), now a slang term co-opted from the negro culture by white, mentally challenged, suburbanite adolescent males. Interestingly enough, when used in the slang form, "hizzouse" retains the adjective, verb, and noun forms of "house."
-adj.
Hizzouse Paint, Hizzouse Salad Dressing.

-verb
The warehouse hizzouses 10,000 Charles Bronson action figures.

-noun
Sinbad brought the hizzouse down.
I'm going to the vaudeville hizzouse.

It is important to note that while "hizzouse" retains its noun form, it is never acceptable to refer to one half of a bicameral legislature as "The Hizzouse of Representatives" unless one finds oneself in a Chris Rock film. Although that rule stands, referring to oneself as "the Speaker of the Hizzouse" is acceptable, if not encouraged.
by surlypatches April 24, 2008

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From the latin "his house." (hiz-hous; unstressed hiz). Once a phrase used to show possession (the pronoun, his, being the possessive form of he), now a slang term co-opted from the negro culture by white, mentally challenged, suburbanite adolescent males. Interestingly enough, when used in the slang form, "hizzouse" retains the adjective, verb, and noun forms of "house."
-adj.
Hizzouse Paint, Hizzouse Salad Dressing.

-verb
The warehouse hizzouses 10,000 Charles Bronson action figures.

-noun
Sinbad brought the hizzouse down.
I'm going to the vaudeville hizzouse.

It is important to note that while "hizzouse" retains its noun form, it is never acceptable to refer to one half of a bicameral legislature as "The Hizzouse of Representatives" unless one finds oneself in a Chris Rock film. Although that rule stands, referring to oneself as "the Speaker of the Hizzouse" is acceptable, if not encouraged.
by surlypatches April 23, 2008

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