Another saying for jacking off. Much, much funnier though. It originally comes from playing a game of tips in basketball and scoring 20 and needing to hit off to 21.
Man this chick makes me want to hit off.
Announcer: Johnson to the line, he needs to hit off here.
when one person or a group of people go and attempt to hit you offline. this is done in several ways as a threat as just white lies or actually disconnecting your internet connection from using a program of some sort. this is normally done to people who have done nothing wrong but little kids are angry online and decide to ruin your connection for however long
*makes fun of kid online on call of duty*
Lobby:*laughter*
Booter: “ Hey wanna get hit off?”
Guy: “wow really im getting hit off, wow nerd.”
when u hit some little black kid off of xbox live !
u just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me bro
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*