Hit Bottom 

When squatting down to do a poo outdoors. The poo is so L-O-N-G its head touches the ground before its tail has come out of your hole. If it's a hard one it will get stopped and won't be able to come out any more.

I was squatting for nearly 15 minutes waiting for my poo to finish coming out before I realized it had "Hit Bottom" and was stuck. I had to stand up to let the rest of it come out. constipation got one hanging poop

Hit Bottom by Mickeymysterious4 April 23, 2009

Hit bottom 

take a shit (cuz your ass hits the toilet seat)

Dude, let's go to that party.
Okay, first I gotta go hit bottom.

Hit bottom by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 30, 2021

hit rock bottom 

When one's sexual desires have gotten so out of control that you end up slapping the arse of a statue.

Doc. My sexual urges have gotten so bad that i slapped the arsingtons of a statue whilst walking round London. I hit rock bottom.

hit rock bottom by ShittierJokes October 19, 2017

hit frog bottom 

Used to describe moments where the vagina has acquired a less than desirable smell. Common instances would be while spending extended periods of time sitting at a desk with tight dress pants on. May also be known as "crotch rot".

"whats up girl..how was work?"
"I tell ya, I hit frog bottom sitting in this chair all day. I don't know what is going on with my junk!"

hit frog bottom by mmrr530 June 15, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019