Hipster Troll

Someone who trolls with no real original thought or idea. An individual seeing countless others before him discuss or troll a topic and just doing the same to be cool or fit in with others.

When a forum gets over run by everyone trying to be that guy and troll.

OP: What do you think of these new dead stock nikes?

Hipster Troll: /funny image

HT2: /related unfunny image

HT3: /related unfunny image

can't use links so that example is out, but posting an image then having 10 other people do the same thing after the original poster posts.

Hipster Troll by jb179o June 13, 2011

Get merch

Get the Hipster Troll mug.

See more merch

Hipster Troll

Using a variety of IP scramblers, proxies, and ISP accounts, hipster troll spends a good deal of his ample free time giving 25 thumbs down ratings a day to any definition of "Hipster" that he finds critical, negative, and offensive on Urbandictionary.com.

For verification of hipster troll's activities, go to the first page for "hipster," write down the number of thumbs down given for any critical definition, and then come back the next day to see 20-30 more thumbs down. Similarly, go to the positive definition and watch it go 25 thumbs up in a day.

Hipster Troll: "Hurry up and get off the computer mom! Someone just defined a Hipster as a "posturing, posing, wannabe" and I need to give 'em the first installment of the 300 thumbs down that I will be working on as my pet project this week. But hurry, I can't be late for my job at the Olive Garden!"

Mom: "Those hipster losers still won't like you hun. You better just go to work now."

Hipster Troll by Hipster Critic March 2, 2010

Get merch

flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Get merch

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

Get merch

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

Get merch

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Get merch

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

Get merch