hipster nut 

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.

"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"

hipster nut by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks 

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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

hipsternet

Hipsternet (noun): a form of a hipster attack where a hipster uses the internet (usually on facebook and using a typewriter) to carry on with their hipster behavior when they are not roaming the streets.

Stan unleashed a massive hipsternet last night against his friends on the facebook community. Needless to say, they were all overwhelmed.

hipsternet by thehispternator June 24, 2011

hipsternation 

Noun: a state of confusion and dismay that occurs when a hipster realizes what they are.

A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.

Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)

hipsternation by SaltySand October 26, 2010