Hipsternet (noun): a form of a hipster attack where a hipster uses the internet (usually on facebook and using a typewriter) to carry on with their hipster behavior when they are not roaming the streets.
Stan unleashed a massive hipsternet last night against his friends on the facebook community. Needless to say, they were all overwhelmed.
by thehispternator June 24, 2011
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"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"
"Yeah"
"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"
"Yeah"
"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
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Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify
The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify
The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?
Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
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Get the hipsterechtomy mug.The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.
"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."
"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."
"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."
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Get the Hipsterection mug.A proponent of hipsterism. The hipsterist is on a constant quest to find the most peculiar, cool, ugly, or avante-garde items on the face of the earth. To do so, they are willing to spend any amount of money, for they define themselves by what they consume, not by who they are.
Darren the hipsterist owns every LP ever released by Interpol. And they're all signed copies. Imports. Even the remixes.
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Friend: "Wow, Mary that is so hipsteresque of you!"
Hipster: "Thank you. Now give me some of your Pabst Blue Ribbon."
Friend: "Wow, Mary that is so hipsteresque of you!"
Hipster: "Thank you. Now give me some of your Pabst Blue Ribbon."
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