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Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.
"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
Hipsterbation by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

Hipsterectomy 

Noun, Verb

Hipsterectorize, Hipsterectorate, Hipsterectify

The removal or dismissal of what is largely accepted to be cool or trendy. The process of de-hipsterizing someone or something.
Ex. Carlton just wants to stay home with his wife and play parcheesi, did he get a hipsterectomy or something?

Ex. That guy’s a real d-bag supreme, he needs a hipsterectomy.
Hipsterectomy by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

hipsterechtomy 

The de-hipsterizing of someone or some thing.
That guy's a real douche bag he needs a hipsterechtomy.
hipsterechtomy by DKLounge June 9, 2009

Hipsterection 

The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.
"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."

"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."
Hipsterection by TheDude321 May 7, 2013

Hipsterist 

A proponent of hipsterism. The hipsterist is on a constant quest to find the most peculiar, cool, ugly, or avante-garde items on the face of the earth. To do so, they are willing to spend any amount of money, for they define themselves by what they consume, not by who they are.
Darren the hipsterist owns every LP ever released by Interpol. And they're all signed copies. Imports. Even the remixes.
Hipsterist by Noir September 6, 2005

hipsteresque 

To do something that represents the typical hipster style.
Hipster: "I just bought a new American Apparel dress to wear to the White Rabbits show Friday. "
Friend: "Wow, Mary that is so hipsteresque of you!"
Hipster: "Thank you. Now give me some of your Pabst Blue Ribbon."
hipsteresque by orlyindiefuck? March 26, 2008