So I met this hipster chick at the bar last night. She was blowing me off until I brought up Passion Pit and The National. Then she was just blowing me.
a hipster chick is a straight up chill person. they like old school things/clothing or they just wear whatever they fucking want and they most likely smoke weed. unlike the average chick...hipster chicks honestly don't give a fuck about what people say. they don't worry about making new friends because her old ones are the best. they aren't looking for a relationship all the time they wait for a certain type of guy to carry on a long good relationship with.
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.