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Hip·oc·ra·cy

(noun): An ass-holier-than-thou social class made up of persons subjected to exclusion and/or ridicule in grade school who then grew up, became hipsters and now exclude and/or ridicule those who didn't.
"Every year during SXSW in Austin, members of the New York hipocracy show up like a sea of black apathy and drown the locals with dripping sarcasm."

Pfft is a mating call for the hipocracy.

That aloof, bearded dude who works at my video store and scoffs quietly when I rent blockbusters must belong to the hipocracy.
Hipocracy by mario something November 18, 2010
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A nation of people who just love to say one thing and do another.
AMERICA IS A HIPOCRACY
Hipocracy by Ivaan October 8, 2008
A type of government controlled by large, fat, semi-aquatic mammels
The Whitehouse is full of Hipocracy.
Hipocracy by Nezrelost June 13, 2016
Hipocracy is a common misspelling of the word Hypocrisy, usually by children, by those that have not graduated Highschool or by people that have a low IQ.

1. Hypocrisy - a pretending to be what one is not or an acting to believe what one does not: behavior that contradicts what one claims to believe or feel.
"Our conventional morality often serves as a cover for hypocrisy and selfishness" — Lucius Garvin

"Pfft is a mating call for the hipocracy." - Mario Something
Hipocracy by Datu Bulawanon March 1, 2017

Ninja Hipocracy 

When an individual says not to bully/harass people online but then proceeds to do so themselves.
~Ninja Hipocracy~
"Do not bully people." - Ninja Says To Twitch Chat
"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?" - Ninja Says To Child Online
Ninja Hipocracy by RechVEVO June 30, 2018

hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.
Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

Hypocrazy 

Ultra-loud, overly confident people who refuse to see that their actions are exactly the opposite of what they profess to believe.
Newt Gingrich campaigning for the Defense of Marriage Act is the height of hypocrazy.
Someone who is hypocrazy will change Wikipedia before admitting a mistake.
Hypocrazy by Graypets June 30, 2011