Hill-troll 

A particularly annoying ogre like individual. Usually of short yet surprisingly Michelin-man like build. Their middle is almost always quite a bit larger than their other bodily sections. They usually go into strange trances while digesting a meal they're eated in almost two bites and they often embarrass the hell out of you if you take them anywhere.

Most hill-trolls do not like being referred to as such because they have come from the hills in hiding. Their people migrated long ago after exhausting the mountain goat population with their insatiable hunger. They've grown quite accustomed to eating pop-tarts and drinking exsessive amounts of alcohol. Often they become preoccupied with individuals that befriend them early in life and behave almost like stalkers.

Hill-trolls are extremely dangerous later in life and should be approached with caution, unless slabs of meat or large quantities of pop-tarts, wine coolers, or beer are at hand. The have an almost moth like attraction to gay men and when procreation occurs outside of captivity they produce adorable yet also dangerous 'puggle' like offspring.

<Boy> That bitch is a hill-troll. Look at her, she just ate a whole box of macaroni...

<Girl> Quiet, she'll hear you, you remember what happened last time you pissed her off. You pissed blood for a week!

Hill-troll by Anon-ee-mouse August 10, 2006

Hill-troll 

a resident of Burnley, a dingle, a knuckle-dragger, a person with no prospects, yorkshire-folk.

a hill-troll is a resident of Burnley, which in itself is a small insignificant town in yorkshire. The local sport is inbreeding & smashing up their own town-center....especially after 2-0 home defeats to the mighty Blackburn Rovers, their arch-rivals from across the border in Lancashire.

Hill-troll by Dr Fox May 22, 2007

hill-troll 

A particularly annoying individual with manners similar to an ogre. The hill-troll mostly lives in a small cave-like hut in the hills and is considered to be a person of lower intelligence than the average person. Hill-trolls are considered to be people with no prospects of future success. (see also dingle)

Don't worry about Trevor and his manners. He's just an unsophisticated hill-troll that doesn't understand why people become uncomfortable whenever he talks.

hill-troll by Lenuel Gullivar March 19, 2022

Hill-trolls

Hill-trolls.....people from Burnley. More than one hill-troll

(see also dingle& dingles

Hill-trolls are folk who live in small cave-like huts in the yorkshire pennine hills. They are easily spotted by the way they drag their knuckles when they walk & the way they say "Burn-lah" & "Burn-err-lee" in their thick yorkshire accents.
People of lower intelligence who have been drinking from a smaller than average gene pool.

(see Burnley)

Hill-trolls by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Helltroll

An often large, female, dorm dwelling collegiate abomination. When not feeding, which is rare, they are found in the library or campus commons accompanied by other helltrolls or their male counterpart, the cheesedick. Usually completely devoid of social self awareness. Helltrolls will most of the time during the school week be seen wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt with their colleges name on both. The worst helltrolls will always have pizza stains somewhere on their person. Helltrolls usually are very overbearing in the sense that they constantly force themselves into conversation with everyone around them and they know everyones names even though very few people actually are aware of their existence. Every once in a while, when the conditions are right, these abominations can be seen attempting to get into fraternity parties. They are rarely successful, but when they are, they usually wear an unhealthily small amount of clothing. They are a fratstar's worst nightmare.

I would rather make shit animals out of my bloody stool than let this helltroll into my fraternity house.

Helltroll by KennethNoisewater69 October 13, 2010