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up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.
If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!
up hill gardener by Tom February 27, 2004

Up Hill Gardener

A Man who partakes in anal sex with another Man.
Jeff and Bob were Up-Hill Gardening all night last night. I couldn't get a wink of sleep.
Up Hill Gardener by Frankie Vaughan December 12, 2003

up hill gardner 

a homosexual, gay, queer or puff.
"See that fella over there he is an up hill gardner"
up hill gardner by SiRuS-T May 9, 2005

Jonah Hill Glow-up 

A male friend who thinks they are hot shit now because they got pit vipers and/or a piercing and talk down to ever
Richard: Wylie really had that Jonah hill Glow-Up
Isaiah: Frfr he’s such a douche now

up hill farmer 

A man taking an other man up the arse.
(ploughing up the dirt track)
"he's a bit of an up hill farmer"
up hill farmer by D.May December 11, 2003

shit rolls up hill 

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.