When an event is so ridiculously funny that the level of its humor transcends the communicative abilities of the English language. When "funny," "haha," "roflcopter" and even "lollersk8r" do not suffice. Then, it is time for the hilarbear to roar.
ZOMG, did you see Max fall off the roller coaster and break every bone in his body? Total hilarbear.
people who use abbrevs say it as a combination of hilarious and coolbeans
Person 1: Yo, I was falling down a flight of stairs and there was a guy at the bottom and I reached out hoping he would catch me but instead he stepped back and I grabbed his junk instead!
Person 2: OMG, that's hilarbeans!! LOL!
Person 1: ...
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.