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hi im paul 

Weird ass monkey that always pops up in nickelodeon shows that says "hi I'm Paul."
hi im paul is pretty muchj ust an old meme that is used when someone asks for your name!

Friend: Hey man, what's your name?

You: Hi I'm Paul!
hi im paul by Lake Havasu city November 29, 2016

HiimRawn 

Rawn Erickson II is a YouTuber who is well know for being sexy and initiating sexual activity with accordions as well as hosting the Hi I'm Rawn show. He is also a part of a collaboration channel on YouTube called The Station, along with other YouTubers such as Lisa Nova, Shay Carl, Kassem G, etc.

Make sure to subscribe to him! youtube.com/hiimrawn
<3
Person 1: "Yo that crazy HiimRawn just uploaded a new video!"
Person 2: "What is it this time? Sex with accordions or a Lady GaGa spoof?"
HiimRawn by rawnfan April 15, 2010

It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me 

Being The Problem
“It’s Me Hi Im The Problem It’s Me Is Literary Ms.Jobe”

hi im a baboon 

just like a man but less advanced and my anus is huge
What up, world?
It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human
And I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Just wanted to say
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
hi Im a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?

hi im lamp

*Walks up to friend*
HI IM LAMP
hi im lamp by fromyourpickle May 13, 2018

hiimtowstrr

the smartest and most charming man in the world
"hey I love you"
"awh you're acting like hiimtowstrr"
hiimtowstrr by hiimtowstrr August 27, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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