high schooler 

Sex in one position from beginning to end. Usually missionary position. Important note: no foreplay or dirty talk allowed.

After a year of dating the girl he met in church, Charlie got tired of nothing but the high schooler and quit talking to her.

high schooler by Big Droz June 23, 2009

High schooler 

A fat fuck that makes fun of middle schooler

High schooler Are fat fucks

High schooler by Game mode 0 September 14, 2016

high schooler

A pejorative slang term for adult children (usually a young adult in his / her 20's) who cannot afford moving out from parents' house, resulting in an indefinite student-teacher relationship behween aforementioned adult child and parents.

People sometimes use high schooler to mean an adult in their 20s who still lives with their parents and feels stuck in a student–teacher dynamic. Nonetheless, I’m basically a high schooler at home—staying with my parents longer than expected because I can’t afford moving out yet.

high schooler by Emotional Cruiser April 29, 2026

high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.

Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"

high schooler sleep schedule by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023

ugly high schooler kid 

"Heyyy instagram! today My teacher was like 'do ur work' and i was like lmao lol omg hail nah and then I made my ex bf mad at me by shoving him to the ground. omg thats sooooo funny. that's my instagram post for the day, im so popular now so byyyy!

Sheesh, look at that ugly high schooler kid, she must be a jerk.

ugly high schooler kid by xXanonymousleoXx June 27, 2022

Good Aussie High schooler 

A very rare occurrence many people only come across a few times in their life

Person 1: hey look its a good aussie high schooler
Person 2: My god...

Good Aussie High schooler by jackmasseywelshJK June 14, 2022

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler.

David

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler. DU maaaaa

When I was in high school, I was a middle-schooler. by David Tan November 6, 2017