High maintenance woman

Has higher than normal expectations; has a greater requirement for affection or attention; has more needs and/or demands and therefore more difficult or challenging.
Doesn't equate to money or material possessions alone but may be needy in emotional attention and affection;picky, bratty, likes things her way, takes pride in her appearance, finicky. Usually very well put together and usually independent therefore requiring a lot out of aman to keep up with her.

"If you have to reassure her through texts email or calls that you're lucky to have her, sheks so pretty, etc...- she's a high maintenance woman"

"If you have to put effort into wooing her as a true gentleman should, be lucky that you've snagged yourself a hot attractive high maintenance woman"

High maintenance woman by B0ssladie December 17, 2011

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High maintenance woman

A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).

John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"

Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."

High maintenance woman by SkippyAscended November 19, 2019

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High Maintenance Women

Definition of A HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRL: excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler. See also: excitement, bitch.

"I'm sick of all these high maintenance women. They all expect me to talk!"

High Maintenance Women by High Maintance Queen February 18, 2010

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High Maintenance Women

Self-Centered, Needy, and always needing to look good to others.
A women that's been married a few times. Are very sue minded towards men in court, regarding alimony and/or child support or both. They have the Jekyl and hyde syndrome... They use men strictly for money. The wealthy ones they like, whether the man is good looking or not.

High maintenance women are extremely needy

High Maintenance Women by Been there done that. May 14, 2006

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high maintenance women

Women that r more concerned about their exterior looks.
The type you'll see with ugly older men that have lots of money.
Selfish and in it for themselves....

I have unfortunately dated a few and the end result with them is always the same. High Maintenance Women seem to be unstable with life in general and exceptionally needy towards men. Looking for that easy life. They also love to sue the ex's in court for money, so they don't have to work.

high maintenance women by Been there done that. May 18, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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