high maintenance cat 

A cat that demands all of your attention in disruptive ways. The main objective of the cat is to obtain food, attention and affection. The cat positions himself to become the focus of your attention through attention getting behaviors and meowing incessantly until you react. The high maintenance cat gets jealous when you give attention to other family members and are ignoring him. He intervenes in conversations using various techniques that force your attention to him, such as rubbing his cheeks on your nose or placing his behind in your face, interrupting whatever conversation or task your are doing. Walks on your laptop, and ends up typing random characters and messing up your work on the computer. Knocks over your drinks. Demands cat treats constantly all day regardless of the hour. Insists on sleeping on your bed, jumps onto your lap while eating dinner, lays on top of your papers and books so you give him affection, and nips your feet so you will play with him. Basically, all cats are high maintenance.

My high maintenance cat will not stop pestering me and meowing until I scratch his cheeks.

high maintenance cat by Penupenu December 28, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012