HIB 

1. Hot Incompatbile Bimbo (female)
2. Highly Incompetent Bro (male)

When you have a HIB in your life, you're in for a bad time. Not now, not today, not tomorrow, but one day you will wake up with a realisiation that there is someone better for you.

Logan married a really hot girl with D cups who religiously squats in the gym. Only after a year he realized he has spent all his money on her make up and clothes and now he wants out. He ended up with a HIB!

HIB by Steedman26 January 27, 2021

HIB 

A herpes infested bitch... usually very grimey

- synonyms- slut/whore/

" wow, that girl is such a hib!"

" did you hear what the hib did last night?!"

HIB by APH8R January 27, 2010

hib 

slang term for automotive HID (High Intensity Discharge) lights.

"I Got HIB Nigga"

hib by hioffcer January 16, 2009

HIB 

Hair I Buy

Person1: Ronda has HIB
Person2: Don't you mean HIV?
Person1: No, HIB. Hair i buy.

HIB by lovelikerain August 23, 2011

HIB 

HIB stands for harassment, intimidation, and bullying. This is a real term, and is used by school districts in an attempt to help stop bullying. He who commits HIB is dubbed a “hibber”. This is also a heinous insult, and very effective as well.

He was suspended on the grounds that he had committed HIB.

HIB by Anti-Hibber3227 June 1, 2018

HIB 

Another term for HIV.

Used by unintelligent people because they do not know the correct term.

Darnel, did you sleep with that fat cow MooLeesha?

"Hell yeah, she was giving it away. She ain't got no HIB or nothin', so what's the big deal?"

HIB by mike87111 January 21, 2012

hib 

DAoC character from the uber (but ultimately nerfed and underpowered) Hibernia realm

reality: 2fg of hib's rvring in emain
BarrysWhine thread / #celticfist moan (normally from alb scum): OMG there's a hib zerg in emain at least 5fg

hib by Lloth July 24, 2003