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1. Hot Incompatbile Bimbo (female)
2. Highly Incompetent Bro (male)

When you have a HIB in your life, you're in for a bad time. Not now, not today, not tomorrow, but one day you will wake up with a realisiation that there is someone better for you.
Logan married a really hot girl with D cups who religiously squats in the gym. Only after a year he realized he has spent all his money on her make up and clothes and now he wants out. He ended up with a HIB!
by Steedman26 January 27, 2021
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Jun 20 Word of the Day
Marginalized Orientations, Gender identities, And Intersex. it’s meant to be an all inclusive umbrella term for asexuals, homosexuals, multisexuals, trans people, and intersex people. Alternative to LGBTQIAP+
Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.
The MOGAI community in my city is very friendly.
by sebasty September 04, 2014
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A herpes infested bitch... usually very grimey

- synonyms- slut/whore/
" wow, that girl is such a hib!"

" did you hear what the hib did last night?!"
by APH8R January 27, 2010
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Name for a group of hibees. Who are a sad lot of Nomads from leith who enjoy their days most with a needle in their arm. see Tramp, Jakey,
"Lets all laugh at hibs" 5-1
by Scottthejambo October 13, 2004
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How it be: it be like that sometimes
Meaning it just is like that sometimes
Bob: Bro my girl cheated on me with my best friend
Me: that’s hib sometimes
by weebloser May 02, 2020
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Person1: Ronda has HIB
Person2: Don't you mean HIV?
Person1: No, HIB. Hair i buy.
by lovelikerain August 20, 2011
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