1.To be in a state that is different from your usual self, weather it be drunk, stoned, high.

2.Describes a state of confusion or loss of any sort of common sense.

Guy1: i can barely walk, i drank way to much

Guy2. your fuckin hexed bro

Hexed by yoyomagee January 5, 2014

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hexed

to put a spell on someone like witchcraft resulting in negative things

She was pissed so she hexed her

hexed by SwErVeEeEeE October 26, 2020

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Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

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HaXXeD

A badass gamer that knows no boundaries.

Dude HaXXeD just pwnt jo0.

HaXXeD by haxxed August 17, 2006

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Hexedge

When someone is attracted to six-foot goth women

Man 1: I saw this this six-foot goth women walking on the sidewalk, she looked hot Man 2: you sound like such a hexedge

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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