Herpes and Chlamydia combined. Hermydia can be gotten by physical sex. Take caspela to get rid of it. Side effect could be of the following: Cancer, Death, suicidal thoughts, Brain damage, thought of killing your loved ones, physically disabled, narcissism, wanting to commit arson, psychotic break, dyslexia, more death, oh and death.
I used to have Hermydia but now with caspela, I am hermydia free.
Jake: “Bro i think i gave her hermydia”
Blake: “Omg won’t that kill her”
Jake: “Probably bro”
Blake: “Oh ok”
A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.
Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.
Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.