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hersheys highway 

-Yo I heard that there was a buttfest at sam's last night, and he got his hershey's highway reamed!
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hersheys highway by Matt April 23, 2005

Hersheys Kisses

When a pant-less patron spreads their butt-cheeks (exposing an unwiped anus) and dabs the fecal matter upon any surface. leaving a trail of Hershey's Kisses shaped doodoo behind.
"My friend Christa left a small trail of Hersheys Kisses on my pillow. Now I have pink eye."
Hersheys Kisses by titoinaspeedo February 9, 2013

Hersheys Handjob 

When a chick defecates in her and then proceeds to work your dick until you ejaculate into her shitty palms.
Holy shit man, Tammy was so drunk last night that she gave me a Hersheys Handjob and then passed out on the floor.
Hersheys Handjob by USPFCMC September 5, 2023

hersheys kiss 

when having anal sex, you pull out after going deep and have a bell shaped bit of poo on the head of your penis
damn bitch gave me a hersheys kiss last night!
hersheys kiss by bukkake man March 29, 2011

hersheys kiss 

When you start to take a dump on somones eye but you pinch it off real early and jump so it looks like a hersheys kiss.
Stearns gave Saucier a hersheys kiss the other day, after he begged and begged for one.
hersheys kiss by christerns September 7, 2005

Hersheys Kiss 

A male or female sits on another male or female's face. The person being sat on gets poo on thier lips. After the poo is applicated to the persons lips in a proper fashion the "sitter" gets up and gets kissed by the person with poo on their lips.
Did you guys hook up this weekend?
Yea, I she even hersheys kissed me to.
Hersheys Kiss by Big Scho January 25, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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