Herpie slurpee 

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes

Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!

Herpie slurpee by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

herpie slurpee 

1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.

2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.

(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."

(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."

(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."

herpie slurpee by Hiptochromniack July 3, 2014

Herpie-Slurpee 

The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.

Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.

Herpie-Slurpee by Professor Dean Gullberry November 4, 2014

Herpe Slurpee 

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

Herpe Slurpee by AustiRody June 13, 2014

Herpe Slurpee 

Someone who gives out lots of unprotected blowjobs.

Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"

Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"

Herpe Slurpee by SevenSeaSailor August 30, 2009

Herpe Slurpee 

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

Herpe Slurpee by dinkydew January 16, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019