herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

herpes slurpee by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

herpes slurpee by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

Herpe Slurpee 

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

Herpe Slurpee by AustiRody June 13, 2014

Herpe Slurpee 

Someone who gives out lots of unprotected blowjobs.

Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"

Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"

Herpe Slurpee by SevenSeaSailor August 30, 2009

Herpe Slurpee 

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

Herpe Slurpee by dinkydew January 16, 2012