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Herpderp 

A word used for complete randomness.
Alex: I'm bored. Herpderp.

HerpDerp 

Herpderp is the smell of herpadermis.
Being able to smell ones face in the case they have herpes of the face.

The process of facial screening before sexual intercourse of the face
"i had to herpderp her face with my tongue to make sure she was clean
HerpDerp by HerbDerby July 26, 2010

Herpdert 

When a marriage of two different people from two different cultures have an outdoor ceremony but the pastor is Jewish
Did you go to the Herpdert last weekend?
Herpdert by leatherwings February 25, 2015

Herp Derp 

An expression used when a person, or yourself, has done somthing extremely stupid and dopey
Person 1: Dude, I just hit my head on the door.
Person 2: HERP DERP.
Herp Derp by Kommandant November 25, 2009

herpaderping 

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.
Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!
herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013

Herpderpes 

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.
John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider
Herpderpes by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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