herontologist

One who devotes their life to studying herons and their inate attraction to the act of messing up pots and pats.

Archer is not a herontologist as he does not know shit about herons.

by i am a heron February 26, 2009

Herpetologist

A person who studies reptiles.

Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I am a herpetologist.

by Common Russian April 18, 2018

Herpotologist

one who studies things that are almost the same, but are slightly different

Jenni-" Man, that was a good arse orange."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!"
Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir."

by Sammy Citrus April 26, 2005