hero theory

a term in the underlying ideas of kool keith which levels of heroism are inverse of deployments(real world and training), joint suffering shared with fellow comrads, length of enlistment and type of MOS that collectively mold a United States Marine into either a humble amphibous warthog or the flipside, a big mouthed, small minded, wearing your blues out on the town after discharge, falsified acts of anything other than being an empty uniform, human form of swine. Essentially, the more you train, deploy, and find yourself with the most admirable group of misfits ever devised, the GRUNTS, the less likely you'll be a hero. However, less you train, deploy and find yourself in weak POG specialties, the more likely you'll be a hero and have over a dozen bumperstickers to prove it.

Not everyone understands the hero theory, but the ones that do smile.

by kool keith nfi September 27, 2007

hero theory

a term in the underlying ideas of kool keith which levels of heroism are inverse of deployments(real world and training), joint suffering shared with fellow comrads, length of enlistment and type of MOS that collectively mold a United States Marine into either a humble amphibous warthog or the flipside, a big mouthed, small minded, wearing your blues out on the town after discharge, falsified acts of anything other than being an empty uniform, human form of swine. Essentially, the more you train, deploy, and find yourself with the most admirable group of misfits ever devised, the GRUNTS, the less likely you'll be a hero. However, less you train, deploy and find yourself in weak POG specialties, the more likely you'll be a hero and have over a dozen bumperstickers to prove it.

Not everyone understands the hero theory, but the ones that do smile.

by kool keith nfi September 27, 2007

Theoretical Hero

A group of people who attempt to make sounds that resemble music.

Those guys think they are musicians, but they are just a bunch of Theoretical Hero's

by Theoretical Heroism May 20, 2010

Hero's Theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on earth.

Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem.

by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019

hero's theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on the earth

Crippling depression can be solved by Hero's Theorem

by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019