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Hermione Granger 

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.
How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.

Hermione 

An exceptional young woman. The brightest of her age, and the prettiest for years to come. To be described as a “Hermione” would be the greatest compliment a girl could ever receive. Athletic, strong, beautiful, funny, and sweet. She’ll study hard about any topic, then find a way to make a joke out of it. She works hard even if she doesn’t know it’ll pay off. She is the type of person who would enjoy partying hard all night, but also having a quiet night in with her friends. Hermione's are rare and difficult to find. When you find a Hermione keep her cherish her as she is your best hope in life. The only word that could define a Hermione is perfect
“Wow I met this amazing girl last night she was quite the Hermione”
Hermione by ThoughtfulDuck November 25, 2018

Hermione 

Hermione is a beautiful girl, who cares a lot about her friends. She is smart, funny, caring and many more! Everyone wants to be just like her. She is the best person you will ever find!
❤️
I wish that i can be like Hermione 😩❤️
Hermione by x.Moonlight.x July 17, 2019

Hermione Granger 

The Brightest Witch of her age.
''My friend Hermione Granger is a muggle born, and she's the best in out year.''

Hermione Granger 

The strong, feminist lead in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. Although sometimes seen as bookish, nagging or standoffish, she is also startlingly intelligent, instinctively brave and loyal and also the focus of much of the humour in Rowling’s later installments. The young Miss Granger does suffer for her intelligence, being labelled an “insufferable know-it-all” by her own teacher (evil Snape *hiss*)...

all credit to Wendy Boswell's ''Why We Like Hermione Granger: An Essay''
(Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library)
Hermione Granger: (snaps her fingers) Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
(Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper)
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!
Hermione Granger by riotgirl678 November 30, 2009

hermonie 

Smart in school. Hard working person. Beautiful in style. Should go out with her. Not bitch ass like yall
You could be like hermonie but you decide not to.
hermonie by Savage Kodaks April 27, 2017
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