Hermen

Hermen is a hell of a guy to know. They are really good at learning foreign languages and making friends with people named Brooke. Hermen will make your day if you feel down in the mud or give you advice that could change the rest of your life.

I finally talked to Hermen at school today, he seemed so chill and relaxed.

by Braedon Alphabrook October 17, 2019

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Hermen

Hermen is one hell of a friend. An all around easy guy to know; they’re especially good at learning the Spanish language and making friends with people named Brooke. Hermen can give you advice no owl could.

Hey bro, did you talk to Hermen this weekend, he seemed out of it.

by Braedon Alphabrook October 17, 2019

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Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick

You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn

by Kingofdick June 26, 2019

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Peewee-Hermanize

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.

The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ July 17, 2009

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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

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Herman Cain Award

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

by Y2k September 2, 2021

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