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herd turd by Hooded tree August 11, 2017
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Behind-the-herd turd
Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
Behind-the-herd turd by Salty Q August 8, 2009
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turd herd
A supporter of a famous bed popper. Thinks they understand DV but got mixed up with NBPD, and now all of their ups are down and downs are up.
When the defendant left the courtroom there was only one guy there to represent the turd herd. His name was Poo.
turd herd by Glittering Gigi January 16, 2023
turd herd
n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Turd Herd
Turd Herd by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007
turd herd
turd herd by pussy destroyer 15 April 4, 2017
Turd Herd
"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
Turd Herd by soapsolo11103 February 5, 2013
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