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henrywong 

henrywong spend his whole life masturbating
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henrywong 

A DUMB FUCK WHO GETS TRIGGERED BY EVERYTHING.
HenryWong SPEND MOST OF HIS LIFE MASTURBATING.

john henrying 

The act of begging for money on the internet while simultaneously making as many excuses as possible explaining why you cannot get a job. This act is usually carried out by a 40 year old man with long, gray, wizard-like hair, living in a college dorm, and showing a peculiar infatuation with Fleshlights. An insatiable appetite for Beefaroni and gyros is implied.
I'm so sick of doing scutwork. I should just log on to Facebook and do some john henrying instead.

Henrying 

Word used towards a person who acts like he has a life of luxury and feels superior to others.
- Loco quiero comprarme esa cartera LV de 500 dólares

- Estás henrying ahí ya como 500 va seguí
Henrying by TheWil November 15, 2019

Henry Wong Basketball 

When playing NBA 2k8 or 2k9, a player stands on the other end of the court waiting for a long pass resulting in an easy layup or dunk.

Only done by Henry Wong, a senior at Oregon State.
Player 1: Kobe misses a three
Henry Wong:Oden rebound, long pass to Roy on the other end for a layup.
Player 1: BULL SHIT
Henry Wong: That's Henry Wong basketball for you!
Henry Wong Basketball by twatari September 29, 2009

Henrying 

Henrying

Henrying is the act of leaning on something with the opposite hand on your hip. It was popularized by French footballer Thierry Henry after scoring a goal against Huston Dynamo early September, 2013.

Steps to Henrying:

1. Lean on something, anything.

2. Opposite hand on hip.

3. One leg planted, other leg crossed, toe pointing downward.

4. Head down toward the ground.
Mike: Do you see that guy over there? What's he doing?

Bill: It looks like he's Henrying.
Henrying by Jamabes September 23, 2013

Henrying 

When you spend so much time looting in game, that you lose track of what's going on. Pulling a Henry, or Henrying will leave your team to continue on as if you had already died.
"Where's Carl?"
"Oh, forget Carl, he's Henrying."
Henrying by EddibleOne January 25, 2019
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