The type of shit that happens when you take laxatives. Fiery liquid spews from your anus at such rapid speeds your plumbing will be clogged until its over.
Bro, I've had the worst hell water this week. This is the first time I've left the toilet in 72 hours.
by bananasareyummyfuckme June 22, 2018
The act of pouring gasoline inside and around the anus. Then igniting it with a lighter whilst spewing out the gasoline.
by Nickj22 March 12, 2023
used in reference to getting something accomplished no matter how hard or unfavorable the circumstances are.
by matenstelo April 01, 2004
A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.
Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.
Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.
Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.
by giant-nutsack March 01, 2017
a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.
by chrisssythewhite April 02, 2011
A negative response to a request or complaint about not having something. Just because someone wants it doesn’t mean they’re going to get it. If someone says this to you, you are definitely not getting it.
by TheVampireNetstat March 23, 2023
Its a phrased used to describe those to make their bed, but bitch about sleeping in it. The idea that Satan would even consider relieving their suffering is laughable when they are the sole reason they are in Hell in the first place. They're complaining about being in Hell? They shouldn't have been assholes their whole lives.
Republicans: We really want you to trust that we care about minorities.
Voters: Uh-huh, and people in hell want ice water.
Voters: Uh-huh, and people in hell want ice water.
by boshspice69 April 04, 2014